A Scrumdiddlyumptious Willy Wonka inspired Burlesque Production 

featuring a world of pure imagination with burlesque by
Wanda Bones
Scarlett Thrustmore
Ivana Mandalay
Honey LeFleur
Vanity Thorn
Daphne Disorderly
Arabella de Lioncourt
Tod Alan
Judy Patootie

and music by Kevin Hardy!

Emceed by Angelique DeVil


SUNDAY, APRIL 27, 2014
Doors 6:00pm // Show 7:00pm
at Star Theater Portland, 13 NW 6th Ave, Portland, OR

$12 General Admission
$15 VIP Stageside
$50 VIP Table for Four

Tickets will be available at http://goldentassel.bpt.me/

NO FOOLIN', APRIL IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!

Welcome April and the return of Spring!  On FRIDAY, APRIL 4th, 2014, Burlesque S'il Vous Plait is back as with edition #48 of the 'classic burlesque shows with a contemporary variety twist' that is Portland's ALL Burlesque Show with the MOST Longevity...!  With performances by KIT KATASTROPHIC (Bridgetown Bombshells), MISS KENNEDY (Miss Kennedy's Theater of Burlesque, Rocky Horror Pastie Show), MAMIE DEMURE (Funhouse Follies) and introducing EDITH PEELOFF (Rose City School of Burlesque); all hosted and produced by one of Willamette Week's "Best of Portland", Zora Phoenix in the rich interior of Crush Bar while the audience enjoys delicious fare and amazing cocktails.   Tickets available for $10 online or at the door the night of the show!

Burlesque S'il Vous Plait!
Friday, April 4, 2014  //  Doors 8:30pm / Show 9:00pm
at Crush Bar, 1400 SE Morrison, Portland, OR
$10 admission - 21 & over
► https://www.facebook.com/events/220268651513494/
 
Monday, April 7

Join us from 4:00pm - 7:00pm, when Rose City School of Burlesque and Fancy Lady Society are happy to host a meet & greet with Dr. Jen from Atomic Cosmetics and Xerion Skin Science in Seattle!  She will have her incredible, safe-for-skin and designed for burlesque & drag performer line of makeup, glitter, and skin care!
Check out more here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/797675116917187/
 
On Thursday, April 10, we welcome back the Starlet Showcase:  An evening of fresh looks at new burlesque performers and new acts in a welcoming revue... an intimate opportunity to see newbies grow their glitter power on stage, and an opportunity for established performers with new acts to bring them to light!

welcoming and introducing
Minxy McCoy, Daphne Disorderly, Bowser Fairview, Chrissy Chaos, Aura L’Amora, Geneva Somerset; and special guest headliner:  Fannie Fuller, Creative Director of the Rose City School of Burlesque

Bi-monthly alternating second Thursdays (Feb, Apr, Jun, Aug, Oct, Dec)


THURSDAY, APRIL 10, 2014
STARLET SHOWCASE
Doors 7:30pm - Show 8:00pm // 21 & over
$10 admission - reserved seating available
at The Analog, 720 SE Hawthorne, Portland, OR
► https://www.facebook.com/events/752751254746034/
 
Join us for The Phoenix Variety Revue, Portland's Longest Running Monthly Burlesque Show featuring burlesque by IVANA MANDALAY (Patriot Pinups),HONEY LEFLEUR, welcoming sideshow variety by DR J, and bellydancing by the award-winning EVA! As with every second Sunday, now in it's fifth year, thePHOENIX VARIETY REVUE opens doors to guests at 7:30pm with the show entertaining at 8:00pm; tickets available for $10 online or at the door night of at KELLY'S OLYMPIAN, 426 SW Washington, Portland, Oregon.

Phoenix Variety Revue
Sunday, April 13, 2014  //  Doors 7:30pm / Show 8:00pm
at Kelly's Olympian, 426 SW Washington, Portland, OR
$10 admission - 21 & over
► https://www.facebook.com/events/220690181465713/
 
I'm very excited to announce that I will be speaking at Creative Mornings, the event that The Atlantic calls "TED Talks for the rest of us", with a talk on "SEX[Y/UALITY]".

Existing in a unique cross-section of gay culture, drag performer community, and a pivotal member of the Portland burlesque community (and an active member of the larger national burlesque world), Phoenix has been honored as one of Willamette Week’s “Best of Portland” and has kept fans entranced and laughing in venues and events across Portland and the nation for over a decade with her gender illusionist character’s live vocal performances, parody & comedy acts.

Check it out - it's a FREE morning event

Creative Mornings
Friday, April 11, 2014  //  8:30am - 10:00am
at The Village Ballroom, 700 NE Dekum, Portland, OR
FREE
► https://www.facebook.com/events/487985617973911/
 
On SATURDAY, APRIL 19, 2014, our monthly boylesque bonanza, BURLESCAPE! is back featuring our manly monthly cast, ISAIAH (Burlesquire, BOYeurism, and Caravan of Glam) and dance man extraordinaire, TOD ALAN  (Caravan of Glam), with burlesque by internationally known Fringe Benefits founder, ZORA VON PAVONINE, the musical stylings of ANDREW PHOENIX, and very special guest... all at the classy and comfortable CRUSH BAR  
Doors at 9:00pm and tickets available online or at the door for $10.

Burlescape!
Saturday, April 19, 2014  //  Doors 9:00pm / Show 9:30pm
at Crush Bar, 1400 SE Morrison, Portland, OR
$10 admission - 21 & over
► https://www.facebook.com/events/222650061263589/
  

EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!

On SUNDAY, APRIL 27, 2014, we are excited to welcome you into a world of pure imagination with I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TASSEL:  WONKA INSPIRED BURLEQUE!
featuring a scrumdiddlyumptious cast of burlesquers:
Wanda Bones
Scarlett Thrustmore
Ivana Mandalay
Honey Le Fleur
Vanity Thorn
Daphne Disorderly
Arabella de Lioncourt
with Tod Alan as Mike Teavee
and Judy Patootie as Violet Beauregard
...and super secret Wonkalicious special guest!

Doors at 6:00pm and tickets available online or at the door for $12.

I've Got a Golden Tassel:  Wonka Inspired Burlesque
Sunday, April 27, 2014  //  Doors 6:00pm / Show 7:00pm
at The Star Theater, 13 NW 6th Ave, Portland, OR
$12 general admission - $15 VIP - $50 VIP Table - 21 & over
► https://www.facebook.com/events/688124981229837/

MARCH ANNIVERSARIES BRING BURLESQUE JOY TO SPRING!

We kick off March with a burlesque weekend doubleheader!  On FRIDAY, MARCH 7th, 2014, Burlesque S'il Vous Plait celebrates FOUR YEARS of 'classic burlesque shows with a contemporary variety twist'!  With performances by BAYOU BETTIE (Cloud City Circus), IVANA MANDALAY (Patriot Pinups), SUGAR KANE (Rue Royale Burlesque) and HYACINTH LEE (Orchestre L'Pow); all hosted and produced by "Portland's Best Emcee", Zora Phoenix in the rich interior of Crush Bar while the audience enjoys delicious fare and amazing cocktails.   Tickets available for $10 online or at the door the night of the show!

Burlesque S'il Vous Plait!
Friday, March 7, 2014  //  Doors 8:30pm / Show 9:00pm
at Crush Bar, 1400 SE Morrison, Portland, OR
$10 admission - 21 & over
► https://www.facebook.com/events/1425029644402595/
 
Sunday March 9 brings a bevy of burlesque goodness!

First, a FREE Kittening Workshop from the Rose City School of Burlesque from 3-5pm teaches interested individuals the basics behind burlesque and how to be a stage pick-up artist... also known as kittens and manthers!
More information here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/374538602688844/

Then after shaking in the Stretch & Strut segment of the Kittening Workshop, join us from 5:30pm - 7:00pm, Rose City School of Burlesque is happy to host a meet & greet with Dr. Jen from Atomic Cosmetics and Xerion Skin Science in Seattle!  She will have her incredible, safe-for-skin and designed for burlesque & drag performer line of makeup, glitter, and skin care!
Check out more here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/468908083236489/

Once you've found the perfect foundation, glitter, or blush, you can join us for ThePhoenix Variety Revue, Portland's Longest Running Monthly Burlesque Show!  Any purchase over $5 gets you a discount on tickets to the show featuring burlesque by Seattle's own international burlesquer, JACQUELINE HYDE, and Portland's delightful darling DEE DEE PEPPER, with standup comedy by sidesplitting NEESIE, and bellydancing by the award-winning JEWELS! As with every second Sunday, now in it's fifth year, the PHOENIX VARIETY REVUE opens doors to guests at 7:30pm with the show entertaining at 8:00pm; tickets available for $10 online or at the door night of at KELLY'S OLYMPIAN, 426 SW Washington, Portland, Oregon.

Phoenix Variety Revue
Sunday, March 9, 2014  //  Doors 7:30pm / Show 8:00pm
at Kelly's Olympian, 426 SW Washington, Portland, OR
$10 admission - 21 & over
►https://www.facebook.com/events/1395724494023865/
 
On Thursday, March 13, Zora's own burlesque improvisation game show is back at the Analog!  Improvlesque is a fun show where the audience chooses the music and everyone wins as performers 'compete' to be the Glitter King/Queen of Improv Burlesque!  This month's theme is Divas of Music, and we'll get to see LILY LeFAUVE (The Fringe Benefits), CLAIRE VOLTAIRE (The Fringe Benefits), andBABY LeSTRANGE (Rose City Shimmy) create on-the-spot striptease acts to the randomly picked music of Tina Turner, Cher, Whitney, Madonna and more!  They will wow the audience and gain favor as the crowd cheers and picks their favorite!  Come see reigning queen LASCIVIOUS LENORE (Rose City School of Burlesque) give her crown to the victor!


Improvlesque: Divas of Music
Thursday, March 13, 2014  //  Doors 7:30pm / Show 8:00pm
at The Analog, 720 SE Hawthorne, Portland, OR
$10 admission - 21 & over
►https://www.facebook.com/events/278174549006321/
 
On SATURDAY, MARCH 15, 2013, our monthly boylesque bonanza, BURLESCAPE!is back celebrating our THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!  This special edition features our manly monthly cast, ISAIAH (Burlesquire, BOYeurism, and Caravan of Glam) and dance man extraordinaire, TOD ALAN, with burlesque by Rose City School of Burlesque graduate, JUDY PATOOTIE, and we welcome the hilarious juggling of CURTIS CARLYLE; produced and hosted by ZORA PHOENIX at the classy and comfortable CRUSH BAR   Doors at 9:00pm and tickets available online or at the door for $10.

Burlescape!
Saturday, March 15, 2014  //  Doors 9:00pm / Show 9:30pm
at Crush Bar, 1400 SE Morrison, Portland, OR
$10 admission - 21 & over
► https://www.facebook.com/events/239804872858961/